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Marriage Prospects
Subject: Ryuunosuke Fujinami

This little prospect sheet was written up quickly just for fun. I took
the idea from the Marriage Prospects page which takes anime characters
and evaluates their suitability as mates. It's all joke so don't take
it seriously you fanboys out there. I wanted to do one for Ryuunosuke
because I think it's a great way to look deeper into her as a character.
RYUUNOSUKE
FUJINAMI
(pronounciation: reeoo-no-skay foo-jee-nah-mee)
Looks:
Excellent. Apears to be a cool and studly dude, so every girl in Tomobiki
is in love with her despite the fact that she's a woman herself. She can
be an attractive girl, if she's ever given the chance to dress like one.
The boyish clothing does tend to keep the guys from wanting to date her,
but it doesn't keep them from trying to feel her up.
Smarts:
Very resourceful in a fight, but otherwise her intelligence is only average.
From birth her father has implanted many distorted ideas and half-truths
into her head, making her easy to manipulate if you know the right buttons
to press. You can make her do anything if it promises the possiblility
of making her more girlish. Not really book smart, but definately street
smart.
Personality:
Confident, cool and honourable. The ideal picture of masculinity, but
that's only because her father raised her so strongly to act like a man,
that she's more man than most men. Calling her a tomboy would be a huge
understatement. It would also be innacurate because she really wants to
be feminine but just doesn't know how. Tends to be a loner and a rebel,
but she still values her friends. A noble soul albeit a violent one. Kind
of hot-headed and prone to fighting, but otherwise she's a friendly guy/girl/whatever.
Cooking:
She can cook pretty well. Has worked at a beachside restaurant with her
dad her whole life. It's mostly all cheap fast-food though. But she is
adaptable enough to pick up some more refined culinary skills if someone
were willing to teach her.
Fighting
Skills:
Excellent. Can easily adapt to any style of fighting and with any type
of weapon. Her usual style is a mixture of karate, boxing, judo and wing
chun kung-fu. Only a few characters such as Shingo, Nagisa or Benten can
match her in a real fight. She usually only loses whenever her opponent
uses dirty tricks to win.
Special
Abilities:
Martial arts. Pioneered the "Takahashi uppercut into orbit" maneuver.
Has an amazing animal magnetism that enables her to attract females effortlessly.
Multi-talented; Because she's had such a difficult life, she can thrive
in any environment and adapt to any kind of situation with great skill.
(except for anything that involves being feminine).
Competition:
Her tranvestite fiance Nagisa is a bit obsessive and won't let her go,
but Ryuunosuke would be glad to get rid of him. Ataru of course won't
let any of "his" girls be near another man and Ryuunosuke is one of his
favorites. Ataru will never leave you alone, unless you kill him off.
But even that possibility is impossible since he's almost indestructable.
Mostly the chances for love are non-existant because Ryuunosuke has no
interest in any romantic relationships. She turns down every guy who ever
tries to get near her and other than her idolizing of female behavior,
she has no interest in girls either.
In-Laws:
Just her father, but he's trouble enough. Seeing that Ryuunosuke would
rather marry a man if push comes to shove, her overbearing father would
definately object to the marriage. He won't stand for his only "son" to
be with a man and so expect some heavy resistance. The only way to get
through it is by pretending you are a girl, then her father will be a
bit more accepting. But even if you do succeed after that, expect him
to be popping up out of nowhere and interfearing with your relationship
at any moment. You should also prepare yourself for his emotional attacks
followed by tidal waves. Most of all, beware of his frightening extreme
close-ups. You'll also have to live with Ryuunosuke and her father breaking
into fights every few minutes, so wear a helmet.
Economics:
Poor, and likely to stay that way. She never has more than a bit of pocket
change. Can barely make enough money to live on. Expect a long life in
the food stand industry.
Sex:
Uhh...how should I approach this? Well it's pretty obvious that this might
be the hardest part of all. Being married to Ryuunosuke one would have
to expect a pretty bad sex life. The mind boggles at all of the complications
that would be involved. Ryuunosuke is inflicted with a gender indentity
crisis of catastrophic proportions. With her conflicting male and female
traits, it would be just too confusing for her. Not to mention what it
would be weird to be with a woman that has the sexual sensibilities of
a man. She probably wouldn't have any idea how to act and would probably
try to avoid sex for much the early stages of the relationship. But with
time, if her mate is able to make her secure about her femininity then
maybe it can be worked on. But once she does hit her stride, don't expect
her to be the passive type. Aaah, listen to me. I'm actually talking about
this seriously! Let's just move on.
Overall:
Quite attractive to either gender and she has a good personality, but
she's got way too many personal afflictions to deal with to be in any
kind of a relationship. With all of the years of deconditioning it would
take for her to be normal enough to accept love, it's just not be worth
it. Even if you do mangage to make it work out, there'd be other problems.
Her father would never give you a moment of peace for one thing. You'd
have to deal with the fact that most people will believe you're homosexual
since it will appear as if you're in a relationship with a man (nothing
wrong with that of course, but if you are, why would you marry her anyway?
As a smokescreen maybe? A pretty bad smokescreen if you ask me). Seeing
that she uses fighting as a solution to every conflict, you'll be spending
a lot of time in the hospital, unless you're a pretty good fighter yourself.
Ryuunosuke as a mate is just too much trouble. Do yourself a big favor
and look elsewhere for a wife. She'd make a great bouncer though. Keep
her in mind if you're opening a nightclub.
Okay, enough
writing intimate details about a fictional character. I think I'm going
to go out and get myself a real girl now just to reaffirm my virility.
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